I Have A Headache Now...

You wanna know why? Because I have a NEW most hated Final Boss now! AND HIS NAME IS MASTER CORE!!! (Super Smash Bros. U) 

Seriously! F@#K that stupid thing! I can't stand that thing anymore! But for some stupid reason, I keep going back to trying to beat that son of a bitch! 

Sakurai...I love your games, I don't dislike you or anything... it's just now at this point in time, I want to SOOO HURT YOU RIGHT NOW!!! Seriously, what were you thinking when you created that abomination?! 

Sakurai: Oh well, I just wanted to give you something that be your money's worth! You wanted a game, so I made you all one!

So in other words, you created that thing to get us to pay for our headaches...

Sakurai: Eeyup!

You sadistic, evil, f@#king genius... 

NOTE: I do not hate Sakurai or any Super Smash Bros. games, in fact, they are some of my favorite games of all time ever since I was a kid and Sakurai is a wonderful person, I am just venting at this point in a comedic fashion to ease my headache since I still to this day cannot beat Master Core as Master Fortress. I have tried many times and could not defeat him and it is driving me insane and yet I can't seem to stop trying. But one thing's for sure is that once I finally do beat that bastard, I am NEVER fighting him again! Seriously, he's worse than Chaos from Dissidia or even Onslaught from Marvel Vs. Capcom! Not QUITE as bad as the KOF final bosses, but still the worst that I've ever encountered outside of SNK's fighters!

If anyone has any tips on how to deal with Master Fortress, please tell me.