(Parody) Drum Bugs Flash With Stupid Questions

Flash Sentry is asleep in his bed until he catches a weird wif of what smells like a guy who hasn’t showered after a tough athletic game. He turns around a couple times in his bed to try and block the smell until he finally wakes up to see his band’s drummer and big guy, Drum Role. He wakes up with a shock to see that he’s right next to him in his bed.

Flash: ACK! DRUM?! What are you doing in my bed?!

Drum: I can’t sleep, Flash! I keep thinking! How can my nose run if it doesn’t have feet?

Flash: Drum…

Drum: Hmm?

Flash: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! *Kicks him out of his bed and he falls to the floor*

Drum: Hmm… And now my butt hurts… *Looks at a lava lamp located right next to an alarm clock and a picture of Twilight Sparkle* Hmm… Hey, Flash. This is a lamp, right? Ya think if I rub it, a genie will come out and grant us three wishes?!

Flash: Wrong lamp! And will you get out of here already?! *Sees it fall out of his hands and break* ACK!!! YOU BROKE IT!!!

Drum: Sorry…

Flash: Do you know how much of a hassle that is to clean up?! Also, those are expensive!

Drum: Chill dude, I’ll clean it up! I’ll even buy you a new one! *Cleans it up* Hey, by the way, why don’t birds just take a bus south for the winter? It would sure beat all that flying!

Flash: What’s with all the questions?! ACK!!! *Gets picked up and carried over Drum’s shoulder out the room* HEY! Put me down! *Sees he’s right next to Drum’s rear* You had BETTER NOT FART!

Drum: *In the kitchen, he’s opening and closing the refrigerator* Hey, Flash. When you close the refrigerator, does the little light stay on?

Flash: KNOCK IT OFF AND GO HOME!!!

Drum: *Constantly opening and closing the door with a light shining out the window of his house* Hello, light. Hello, light. Hello, light. Hello, light!...Hello, light! *This goes on until morning...*

Flash: *Eyes spinning* Duuuuuuh…

Drum: *Has carrots jammed into his eyes* Hey, Flash. You know when you said carrots were good for your eyes? Well, you lied to me! Also, do you think they can dial a phone? *Pulls one out and eats it and gives the other one to Flash’s little brother, First Base, who passes by and then rinses it*

Flash: Rrgh… If you’re going to strain your rice grain-sized brain, then why don’t you think of something more important?! Like… How to get your face on the Canterlot Hall of Fame!

Drum: Hey, Flash. Why is your brother in the kitchen with Dinah?

First Base: I promised her a visit today, remember?

Dinah: Good morning!

Flash: Huh? *Sees them both making a breakfast* Oh… Hi! Uh… Amp and Bass up yet?

Drum: FIN!