My Little Pony Flashing Life BONUS TRACK VERSE 05

Verse 05

SCORE: Together, We Ride! (Fire Emblem) www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6UOa2…

[SIR DISCORD/CAPTAIN GOODGUY- John De Lancie]

Discord: *Rolls the tongue* GRRRRREATINGS, young traveler! I am Sir Discord! Protector of the Realm and Guardian of Balance! *Strikes a heroic pose with a Yin-Yang appearing over him*

[FLIM-FLAM BROTHERS- Samuel Vincent & Scott McNeil]

Flam: He’s Flim!

Flim: He’s Flam!

Flim & Flam: *Singing* WE’RE THE WORLD FAMOUS FLIM-FLAM BROTHERS! JUDGES OF JUSTICE AND GUARDIANS OF FAIRNESS!!! *Symbol of a scale appears over them*

[PROFESSOR MUFFINS- Tabitha St. Germain]

Muffins:….Catchy as always. I am Professor Muffins. I’m the Royal Advisor and Guardian of Wisdom. *Adjusts glasses and a book with bubbles and a muffin on the cover appears over her*

Chrysalis: And together, we are…

All Guardians: THE GUARDIANS OF DARK EQUESTRIA!!! *All stand in a pose as if for a group portrait with their team logo appearing over them*

Flash:……(Wow, THAT takes me back! Reminds me of my band!) Not bad!

Discord: And what about you, colt? Care to share your name and catchy title?

Flash: Yeah, why not? Just don’t get jealous if you find it to be too awesome!

SCORE: Eternal Bond (Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn) www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ_ySu…

Chrysalis: Oh?

Flash: *Takes out his spear and extends it to full length as it sparks* In my world, I’m known as the Lightning Vanguard of the Crystal Empire! The Element of Justice and Successor to the Legendary Hero of the Morning Star, Phosphorus! My name is Flash Sentry! *Raises his spear up and a spontaneous lightning bolt strikes the tip with a thundering boom* Not bad, huh?

Chrysalis: *Feels a sudden beating in her chest*…!!!

Trixie: Oh WOW!!! That’s incredible!

Flim: I do say! We have a genuine hero in our midst! We CAN’T fail now!

Flam: Indeed, brother! That’s quite a catch you got there, Dear Chrysalis! And he seems to be your type too!

Flash: Deh?! *Loses his concentration and gets shocked* GYAAGAGAGAAACK!!! Nnnnnnnngh….

Chrysalis: *Blushes* W-What?! Oh, stop it, Flim!

Flam: I-I’m Flam…

Chrysalis: Oh! Sorry! I always get you two mixed up…er…I’m sorry for that comment too, was that offensive?!

Flam: No-no! Don’t worry about it, my lady! It’s quite alright!

Chrysalis: Oh good. Er…Flash, are you alright?

Flash: Ngh… Yeah, I’m fine… *Gets up* That’s why I don’t usually do epic poses… So now that introductions are out of the way, why don’t we get to the mission?

Muffins: Well said. I’m sure you’re aware of our situation as it were.

Flash: Yeah. So what can be done to help your king?

Discord: I’m not exactly sure what can be done to be honest. He’s using the dark powers that he’s taken unto himself to hide his very presence away from us. Even if we combine our magic together, we can’t find him. And I’m a space-bending draconequus!

Flash: I’m guessing just looking all over the place doesn’t work either.

Trixie: No, I’m afraid.

Chrysalis: And in the off-chance we DO find him, he quickly runs away before we can get as much as a word in. He’s very fast…

Flash:…! How fast would you say?

Flim: How fast?!

Flam: What difference would that make?!

Flash: If we found him, maybe I could catch him.

Muffins: Hypersonic. His magic has allowed him to reach a top speed of mach-5. And that’s with minimal effort.

Flash: Hmm… Then you’re in luck. I can catch him.

Chrysalis: What?! You can?!

Muffins: You seem so sure of yourself! Do you even know what mach-5 even is?! That’s 3,306 mph at the very least! What makes you think you can keep up with that?!

Flash: If you have all that knowledge in physics, then tell me how fast a lightning bolt can travel.

Muffins: That’s… over mach-25…but surely you’re not implying that you can travel that quickly.

Flash: And if I am?

Muffins: Then that is impossible. The amount of friction that you would pick up would burn you to a crisp…let alone the likely chance that your whole body would get pulled apart!

Flash: *Chuckles* You guys aren’t the only ones with helpful magic.

END OF VERSE