MLP EQG- FLASH DRIVE CHRONICLES 2-1

Bass Keys' Rare Christmas Gift Rap 2-1

Yeah… HIT IT!

Yo WASSUP, Dawgs and Dawgies! T’night you’ve got the one and only Bass Keys!
Here on guitar’s wearing da gold’n arma sash, da man, da myth, da legend, da Sentry named Flash!
Over at da drums, the guy who’s onna roll, my main man and brudda Drum Role!
Last but nah least, Amp Atom, da techie beast from the east!
Merry Christmas to y’all and to y’all a story feast!

We all gotta bullet ta bite, but when we do, it’s cold as frostbite!
Da cross on our backs as sharp as thumbtacks!
But when ya try ta make it into da arts, then it gon’take all ya hearts!
Git’n me, bruddas’n’sistas, miss’s’n’mistas!?
Good, den hows’bout me’n Flash Drive give y’all da big story T’NIGHT!

Flash Sentry: YOU READY TO ROCK?! *Audience cheers “YEAH”*
Drum Role: YOU READY TO ROLL?! *Once more with feeling*
Bass Keys: THEN C’MON, MAN! WE WANNA HEAR IT!!! *Big muscular Snowflake yells it*
Amp Atom: WE’RE READY TO GO! HIT IT! *Fires up the M.A.G.I.C.S. (Amp machine)*
Flash Drive: TURN IT UP & GET DOWN!!!
The machine projects a holographic image that plays along with the music for visuals.

It won’t long ago~ when we got da demons an’ angels usin our school as da place ta go!
Dem chicks be usin all crazy magic~ just when things were lookin up afta bein tragic.
T’was da night of da Fall Formal, all da sadness had gone away till Flash’s girl said she couldn’t stay.
But she left sumthin’ behind, sumthin ya can’t put in a sack! Sumthin that made that Friendship attack!
Da five maidens got d’ere groove, d’ere funk, an’ all da things dat made them who d’ey were back!

But even furda into da past, d’ere was sumthin dat made mah eyes let out da blast!
Da beauty of one dat shined brightest t’me, da violet’n’white maiden was da site for sore eyes t’see!
She made da pup purr like a kitty and ya know’er, ya love’er, she goes by da name o’ Miss Rarity!
I started as a street punk wit noth’n but sass, but Miss Rarity demonstrated da truth o’ class!
True beauty came straight from da heart, it hit me dead on like a super-sharp dart!

I admired’er from afar with dreams of bein’ togetha as the two we are!
But d’ere was a bit o’ an issue, so y’all betta get yo tissue!
Ta e’ryone else, I was as cool as they come! But ta’er… I was frozen and dumb!
I wanted ta tell her fo da longest time, but I could never make da right reason and rhyme!
Every time I tried, I ran to hide, because I was tongue-tied and I couldn’t decide!

Amp Atom: FAST FORWARD! *Record scratch* HIT IT!

T’was the night before Christmas break not long ago, and I was at my wits end just so you know!
I dunno what t’do ‘cause I see every boy’n’girl in a group of two!
Dis Christmas is gon’ have a big dance, but do I have a date? *With Drum Role* FAT CHANCE!
Truth is, I never wanted t’be seen as a two-bit punk, but to be a good woman’s hunk!
Seein’ how mah bruddas know how t’do it right, I needed d’ere help ta win dis fight!

First chance I got da very next day, I went to da gang to find me a way!
I talked to our boss, Flash Sentry on da double, and he responded with-
*Flash Sentry* Dude, I got my own girl trouble! *Bass Keys* I thought that’d just be a myth!
Drum Role laughed and patted me on da head while he said-
*Drum Role* Y’know, that’s actually kinda cute! *Bass Keys* And then I wanted him dead!

But I knew I could count on them, ‘cause I remembered da promise between men!
*Flash* I do owe you one for last Fall Formal. *Bass* A returned favor to keep it normal!
Last time, we helped Flash ‘cause it was his turn, so they agreed to help me earn!
*Amp* If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna need a plan! *Drum* Don’t worry! We gotcha, man!
Da heart o’ da maiden was mah goal, but I didn’t expect da road to take such a heavy toll!

*Drum* No matter what the price- *Amp* Or the roll of dice!
*Flash* We always find a way- *Amp* And never run away!
*Bass* Den we got only one ting ta do! *Amp* And we’ll do it for you!
*Flash* Either we win and all hail! *Amp* Or we lose with an epic fail!
*All 4* THEN LET’S ROCK TODAY! FLASH DRIVE SAVES THE DAY!

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